D&D is Bad for You!

Seriously! What is wrong with people today? Consider the Straws, a couple from Reno, Nevada.

Michael and Iana, 25 and 23, met online when she was 16. They married, and had two children: a boy nearly two, and a daughter just 11 months old. The couple shared a common bond: computer games and the Internet.

The couple spent all their time playing the online game Dungeons and Dragons that they totally neglected to feed their children! The boy was starved to near-death, and did not have the muscle development to even walk. The baby was so dehydrated that she couldn't cry or pee, and did not have the muscle development to even lift her head.

Worse yet, the daughter has cat urine matted to her hair, that health care workers had to shave her head after being taken by social workers. The baby was born six pounds, but weighed in only 10 pounds at 11 months. Holy shit!

Even worse? The couple had baby food at home!!!

I'm surprised that they even found the time to mate! Some kind of people simply should not have the right to knock uglies and reproduce!

Click here to read more about this amazing story.

Aliens!

Alternative Title: Why I'm glad I don't have a womb!

Please don't ask me why, but I woke up this morning and decided to watch some YouTube to kill some time. Then I came across some aliens...





This mother is getting her ass kicked; and she's in pain! Yuck! I think the baby is trying to say, "Don't f**k with me!"