Hot Steamy Shower Sex

Sometimes when I stay in a hotel with thin walls, it can be extremely disturbing when I have an eight o'clock meeting in the morning while my neighbors next door knock the uglies shortly after midnight. As if the banging of the headboard wasn't enough, sometimes I get the loud moaners. Or rarely, I'll get the businesswoman who doesn't realize exactly how loud her "partner" can be. Because of that, I've always been cognizant about the noise I produce within my own walls.

This morning, after waking up, I stumbled my way to the window with all my morning glory and opened the curtains. I stared out at the I-5 traffic, sighed at the fog that still lingered around Seattle. Then I started making my way towards the bathroom. Along the way, I stripped down my boxers without breaking a stride. And in one swift motion in mid-stride, I kicked off my boxers into the laundry bag in the closet nearby.

I looked in the mirror, as always, and let out a sigh in slight disgust at the little belly (okay, maybe not so little) staring back at me. Somehow, I always think that all my hotel rooms have defective mirrors, because in my mind, I always sport six-packs for my abs.

I turned on the shower and let it run for a few seconds till the frigid water started steaming up into a nice warm steady stream. I ran my hand through the streams, and felt ready.

I lifted my right leg into the bathtub and planted it solidly. The last thing I wanted was to slip while getting into the bathtub and cracking my head open while fully nude. Housekeeping wouldn't be pleased. When I felt I was good to go, I picked up my left foot to step completely into the shower.

But in the middle of the swing, the big toe on my left foot caught the edge of the bath tub rim, essentially tripping me. As my body lunged forward, my right knee slammed into the ceramic soap holder thingy. As pain shot up, I reached down to rub it, whereby I slammed my forehead into the marble wall of the shower. All this in a lightning-fast two seconds!

First came the loud Oh! from the toe stub. Next came the loud thump! (knee meets soap holder). Followed by another loud Ooooo!, before another bump and rattle on the wall (from the head smashing the wall). Before long, I was moaning in pain loudly.

As adrenaline rushed all over my body, I started grunting "Ugh" loudly and moaning, "Oooh God, oh God, ooooooh God!" while I leaned on my left arm while rubbing my right knee. Then the toilet in my neighbor's bathroom flushed, and I heard some giggling come across from the common air vent in the bathroom.

Damn! My neighbor probably thought I was having a hot steamy sex in the shower!!!