Mobile Update: I Think I'm Gonna Die

I'm in a cab on my way to Midway (thanks in part to an unreasonably-termed ride), and not even a half mile into the ride, the cabbie almost got us into two (!) auto accidents! Maybe he is looking forward to sleeping with seven virgins after greeting Allah, but unfortunately I only have the devil sodomizing me in store. So yeah, I'm not ready to go yet.

Oh darn, traffic jam on Lake Shore Drive before downtown. Looks like someone is going to miss his flight, in which case he'll blame another someone who provided unreasonable terms earlier. ;)