What's a Box?

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This blog has been rated MA for mature audience.


Okay... So I admit to reading at least once a week a blog written by a cool, independent woman, for women. She calls herself This Fish, in which she refers to Irina Dunn's famous quote, an analogy of how a woman needs a man: like a fish needs a bicycle.

Anyway, This Fish recently wrote an entry titled Box. Please excuse moi, as I'm simply an ignorant foreigner. [Let's see how many years after becoming a United States citizen I can still play the foreigner card.] I didn't know what a box was, but judging by the context of her blog, I quickly figured it out. But wanting to be 100% certain, I consulted my trusty Urban Dictionary.

Yup! Now I know exactly what a box is. But what really bothered me was the realization that I knew only a fraction of the popular synonyms of box. I knew of the vertical smile from watching Knocked Up, but not as comprehensive as other references as indicated in the Urban Dictionary:

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni