You know you want me. Because I'm flabulous!

Hmm... Turns out that I shouldn't worry about my pudgy little belly that I typically should have gotten rid of by this time of the year {after continuous eating since Thanksgiving and Christmas}. Forget the six-pack those metrosexuals sport and their tight-fitting clothes. Flab is in again!

The Hartford Advocate reported a week or so ago on this new emerging trend. Supposedly women are now craving real men. Sure, they may still go for those Abercrombie & Fitch type of boys, but those are typically short term {supposedly}. Even CNN Showbiz Tonight had a feature on this very topic and had Kevin O'Keefe, author of The Average American, as a subject matter expert. {As a supplementary feature to the show, CNN had an unscientific poll on this.}

Finally! There is hope for me. If this new trend, which is now the in thing in Hollywood, catches on everywhere, especially here in Chicago, then I just may be in luck in that relationship department. I'll just have to start going to McDonald's for lunch everyday, and wait by the sidewalk next to Ben & Jerry's for that hot skinny girl who can't remember what carbs taste like anymore to desire someone pudgy like myself!

If only... =)