Thursday, May 18, 2006

Lick it Good

It was only a week ago when I blogged about Joseph Weir, a subway freak arrested for performing foot fetish on his victims in New York City subways. And today, I discovered another interesting freak, Stephen Michael Jones, pictured to the right. I thought the first freak was freaky enough, but this Jones topped it!

Mr. Jones would dress up in a suit and go to parks or beaches, and target little boys. He claims to be a television advert director or some other bogus person, and promised them that he could use the boys in the adverts. But he must first inspect their bare feet. When the boys take off their shoes, this wacko would smell and lick the bottom of their feet.

WTF?!? I already have a hard time licking a partner's foot when I'm in a relationship and forced {or begged} into it by said partner, but to go up to a total stranger, and little boys, no less and do that? I almost wanted to gag!

Foot fetish, whether on girlfriends or on total strangers, is one of those things I just don't get. Along with angry sex. And elbow fetish. {By the way, I was turned down by a girl on our fourth date after she admitted the fetish and felt up my elbow. I think my elbow didn't make the cut.} What is wrong with some of these people? I guess it's good to know that this guy has been arrested and may see 14 years in prison if convicted on all counts {one of which is child annoyance; why don't they have laws for adult annoyance by kids?}.

Of course I'm not here to judge all people with fetishes. I just don't get it. I'll be quick on my feet outta there if a girl is really into the leather and whips, or bondage, or scat, or whatever other extreme may be. I may not be comfortable with other lesser fetishes, like elbows or ears, but I can manage to withstand them. I just don't get it. Besides, aren't children's feet the stinkiest and nastiest? Remembering when I was a kid, I would hold my nose whenever I take off my shoes and socks! My mom would run out of the room!

Anyway, happy Thursday. And keep your kids away from sick guys in suits around the park by themselves. =)

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