MySpace "Just a short non-fiction for your little pleasure..." - Sunday, January 22, 2006, 16:02

Here is the premise of the story… And it is accurate as far as I can determine. Kelly has never given out her number to Arthur. Kelly does not actively interact with Arthur, unless being cordial while socially cornered by Arthur.

The following events took place between 12:00 AM and 04:05 AM on January 21, 2006.

Arthur to Kelly (12:42): Hey somebody told me Kelly lookd hot :) .Have a nice weekend!

{Commentary: So far, not too weird…}

Kelly to Arthur (12:49): What?!? Who is this?

Arthur to Kelly (01:06): Kelly u so silly so silly. I told u 2 put my # in ur cel. Arthur - i need my LOST fix. @ home & goin 2 sleep. Enjoy ur weekend.

{Commentary: Can you say, “Stalker?”}

John to Arthur (01:26): Stop harassing Kelly. Not cool, buddy. Just not cool. She's with me. You mess with her, you mess with me.

Arthur to John (01:57): Sry buddy wasn't harassing her just being friendly. Didnt mean it like dat. Am going out wid someone ryt now. Whos dis anyway? No offense intended.

{Commentary: What? He’s dating someone? Why doesn’t he bring her out to any of the social events we host? And why is he always making scary moves on Kelly, Christine and whoever else I am not aware of? Unless he really did bring his dates—his hands?}

Arthur calls me twice. I would just answer and hang up, otherwise it will deliver him to the voicemail greeting, hence revealing who I am. So he changes phone setting to not display caller ID, and calls me 4 more times.

{Commentary: Why is he trying to call me so many freaking times? Does he not get the message? Was it not clear?!?}

John (03:01): No worries, buddy. I would appreciate it in the future that you don't text her, touch her, dance with her, or be near her. Thanks, and good night. :)

Arthur (03:15): Dat could be a problem since we r in da same social org. Just da last week she put a message on da board 4 me. Look da message I sent was meant as complimentary

{Commentary: I need to find this message… Maybe he misconstrued Kelly’s message?}

John (03:17): I guess you must have crossed the line somewhere sometime. It's to the point where it's bothering not just her, but me as well. I know you mean well, but it's time to quit all that with Kelly. Same goes with Christine. Night.

Arthur (03:18): Friendly gesture not as a come-on. I dont think any1 would think dat. If I knew who u were I'd probably know wher ur coming from and would make ur mesages more credible & legit. I asure u I have no intentions other dan friendly. I was jus 2nyt saying dat 2 some1 else. Who is Christine?

{Commentary: He doesn’t know who he has been cunt blocking all this time?!?}

Arthur (03:43): Why dont we jus talk on da fone instead of sending txt messages all nyt John? Im sober now. Is dat okay 4 u?

{Commentary: No, because you have the message you need to hear 100 percent vivid and clear! And, uhm, can we say “Stalker” again? How does he know it was me?!?}

John (04:01): I am in bed already. Good that you are sober. I am glad you know who I am, so you should know I am serious, credible & legit. Please respect our wishes and we'll forget all about tonight. :) Night.

So… What do you think? I am a little spooked out that he was able to determine who I was from my number in a matter of two hours and seventeen minutes? Creepy…

Hey, at least we had the desired effect. Well, maybe a little too much. I had no intention of scaring him away from the pub crawl, but it turns out that he didn’t show. Now I feel slightly bad. But at the same time, I was so hoping to see Arthur make a move on either Kelly or Christine, as Erin and Christine promised to ninja on him the second he lays his girlfriends, uhm, I mean his hands, on Kelly. I would even pay top dollar to see a couple girls take out Arthur, while Christine stands tall screaming: “A.P.!!!” =)