MySpace "Just as I suspected all along!!!" - Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 07:46

I just woke up. While eating my breakfast, I read in my fresh copy of today's edition of USA Today, and I see one of the headlines stating: "Cough syrup left out in the cold." Basically, the article indicates that after reviewing numerous studies on cough dating back decades, they concluded that "there is no scientific evidence that suppressants, such as dextromethorphan, or expectorants, drugs such as guaifenesin that thin out mucus, relieve coughs that are the result of colds."

In essence, the American College of Chest Physicians is telling us not to waste money on OTC cough syrups or drops! Coughs will go away on their own eventually, and if not, there are other effective drugs your doctor can prescribe that are not OTC.

I feel good now that my conspiracy theory has been proven correct! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just kidding...