MySpace "Heartburns and drools..." - Monday, February 13, 2006, 20:37
So nobody has ever told me that staying up late the night before having to wake up at 3:30 in the morning for a 6:00 AM flight was a bad idea. Especially when I end the night really late polishing off froo froo martini's, conveniently named Infatuation and Love Potion #9. Yeah. I won't go to girly bars so close to Valentine's Day anymore. =) I swear I thought I had heartburn when I woke up a few mere hours later. Never mind the fact that I have never had heartburn or know what it feels like. LOL
While laying over in Detroit, I decided to check the latest news on my work cell phone. Apparently, my suspicions have been confirmed. We HAVE a trigger happy vice president. The headlines read something like, "Hunting friend peppered by Vice President Cheney." I wasn't sure what that meant, but oh my gosh, by the time I read the second paragraph, I was busting out laughing while sitting at gate C30 snorting out partially chewed Bacon Egg n Cheese Bagel out of my nose. I think the couple who was sitting next to me just stared at me.
The serious point here, of course, is that this is further evidence that our incompetent vice president is a trigger happy fellow. I have never seen anybody so willing to go into a war with Iraq with so many flaws in their intelligence that it appears as if all standard protocols were not followed to ensure proper decision making. This, of course, is not a fact, but I suspect that his relationship with Halliburton may have something to do with it. All those money spent on the war in Iraq may have been better appropriated to the search for bin Laden in Afghanistan, a war which I fully support. But Iraq? It's worse than incompetence breeding incompetence!
Anyway, because I was so tired, I pretty much fell asleep the moment I buckled into my seat on the little puddle hopper. Then something awoken me. I don't know what, but when I opened my eyes, I noticed a little dribble that has been there for a while from my lips to my jacket. Oops… I hope nobody saw that. I guess now I have to clean my jacket. Ha ha ha! I just can't believe that happened to me!
Well, I'm tired, so I'm hitting the sack early tonight. Hopefully I will recover a little bit by tomorrow. =)
While laying over in Detroit, I decided to check the latest news on my work cell phone. Apparently, my suspicions have been confirmed. We HAVE a trigger happy vice president. The headlines read something like, "Hunting friend peppered by Vice President Cheney." I wasn't sure what that meant, but oh my gosh, by the time I read the second paragraph, I was busting out laughing while sitting at gate C30 snorting out partially chewed Bacon Egg n Cheese Bagel out of my nose. I think the couple who was sitting next to me just stared at me.
The serious point here, of course, is that this is further evidence that our incompetent vice president is a trigger happy fellow. I have never seen anybody so willing to go into a war with Iraq with so many flaws in their intelligence that it appears as if all standard protocols were not followed to ensure proper decision making. This, of course, is not a fact, but I suspect that his relationship with Halliburton may have something to do with it. All those money spent on the war in Iraq may have been better appropriated to the search for bin Laden in Afghanistan, a war which I fully support. But Iraq? It's worse than incompetence breeding incompetence!
Anyway, because I was so tired, I pretty much fell asleep the moment I buckled into my seat on the little puddle hopper. Then something awoken me. I don't know what, but when I opened my eyes, I noticed a little dribble that has been there for a while from my lips to my jacket. Oops… I hope nobody saw that. I guess now I have to clean my jacket. Ha ha ha! I just can't believe that happened to me!
Well, I'm tired, so I'm hitting the sack early tonight. Hopefully I will recover a little bit by tomorrow. =)
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