Another Reason Why I Hate O'Hare

People have sometimes asked me why I don't fly out of O'Hare, and persist their not understanding the reasons of my preference over Midway. Well, for one, O'Hare is not easily accessible by public transportation from where I live. Second, it is always crowded. Third, it is the nation's busiest airport, leading to constant delays departing and constant waiting to land. Fourth, the highway that you have to take to get there is constantly backed up with crazy traffic. And now, I have found yet another reason when I checked USA Today's front page article, which is quite fresh: Federal agencies to probe safety at O'Hare! Don't say I didn't warn you! =)